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    The Equivocating Hulkquez

    Wow! Marquez, off dat syet. Cannot make up his mind.

    First, he's going to fight Da Manny again, because he says Da Manny will beat the Cali Cranium Crusher/Giant Dome/Big Foot. Now he won't fight Da Manny, because he feels "that he will be robbed again."

    WHAT? Da Manny KICKED Marquez's arse. Hulkquez -- Marquez full of dat syet -- knocked Da Manny da double fudge out.

    Hulkquez is not just zombie stepping nowadays, he is brain farting.

    Dude ought to just move on. FIRST, he won't fight the Siberian Rocky, because He [Marquez/Hulkquez] wants to win a title at welterweight -- not again at light welterweight -- so that he could become the first Mexican to win titles in five different divisions.

    OMG! But, yet and still, the equivocating, whining great one is now signing to fight "Mile High" Mike Alvarado for sometype of the version of the light welterweight division. [Hopefully news of this will bring back TSS Reader/Top Gun "Hop."] Holla!
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    Re: The Equivocating Hulkquez

    With one precise and expertly delivered punch, Marquez solidified himself in the hall of fame and will be spoken of in reverence and posterity by boxing enthusiasts for as long as Planet Earth exists.

    Alvarez is a worthy challenge for the aging warrior who makes 40 years olds look like the new 29.

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    WOW! The aging warrior against the giant-headed, big-footed warrior made 40 B.C. look like the new 29 A.D. Marquez -- apparently off dat "Fallen" Angel Heredia's Hulkquez syet for a minute -- was zombie stepping and turtle punching all over the place against big-talking, delusional, still "concuss[ed]." Bradley.

    "Mile High" Mike Alvarado will likely be the first fighter to cut Marquez to a crisp and make him quit on the stool. I'm going with the Mile High one to beat either Hulkquez or Marquez. It doesn't matter which one shows up. The ride has stopped.

    It is time for Marquez/Hulkquez to find a new gig. Marquez -- now zombie stepping and bouncing -- can no longer dig. Now even sidewalk softies might be able to slaughter him like a pig.

    I ain't hating. He has had his time, and there should not be much debating. Holla!
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    Re: The Equivocating Hulkquez

    Marquez clearly wants no part of the Russian. However, I think he beats Alvarado....Alvarado has a lot of miles on his physical odometer coming off his fights with Rios and Provodikov.

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    Jmm is a def HOF even before the HGH one punch killing of Pac.

    The Russian would retire him on his stool.....NO doubt in my mind...

    It depends on what Alvarado has left, I think would a very long rest he could also be the favorite in that fight.

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    JMM would wreck Alvarado IMO. Alvarado quit in front of his home town fans for Christ sake. He is broken. He's done at the top level.

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    The shell of JMM who Bradley beat will wreck no one. That JMM is a zombie and a turtle, and cannot handle movement or get off. Oh heck! "Mile High" Mike will move and grove and pick and peck. And the now zombie-fied Marquez will shake and tremble and hit the deck.

    His time is up. A pugilist with the mildest movement can now kick his butt. Dude is older and more confused than an aging King Tut. Now JMM/Hulkquez is without game, but still is a whining nut.

    I'm not fooled by an optical illusion for a minute that he is still revelant at the top. There is a time for every pugilist to stop. Father Time has done more than knocked on Hulkquez/Marquez's door. He has crashed through, and knocked dat arse on the floor. That is a hint that the gig is up. DIG! For glory, don't be a pig.

    You will end up getting slaughtered. Holla!

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